I'd love you even if you had fish hands, you know.

[He would press a kiss to them, but not after he just cleaned them, jeez. Now to squeeze out the water from the washcloth, only to pour anti-septic into it instead, allowing the bowl to catch the excess.]

But nurse Altman is on it anyway. Just think of it like an episode of Grey's Anatomy.

[... Much as it displeases him to say it, considering a certain female doctor on the show.]